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Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

Posted in Sick of Love by FITRIA PERMATA SURI on May 2, 2008

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think you are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think you are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in you when you take the initiative.

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NOW, WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”

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  1. theSunan said, on May 8, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    wah.. talk about men.. hmm nice topik and thought, gw mo ngomong dari sisi cowo ah.. if there’s one thing any man needs to learn about women, it’s what to say to make them happy. quoted from Homer Simpson, “When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters, always wanting more… more… more! And if you give it to them, you’ll get plenty back in return.”πŸ˜€
    Whether men are in a committed relationship or are playing the field, men should remember this rule: men can keep a woman ready to please you simply by letting her know how much she already does…

    aduh maaf kepanjangan, ntar diterusin lagi…
    btw nice to know u..πŸ˜€

  2. ichanx said, on May 9, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    huahahhahaa…. gw masuk yang mana yak?

  3. Budi Suryanto said, on May 15, 2008 at 9:40 am

    Wow…..ternyata multi-talented girl ya…
    btw, ini ditulis karena mencari alasan masih single atau kepengen terus single?
    hehehe
    Just kidding…..
    but u are multi-talented girl!

    keep rocking!


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